pioneer DJM2000

the new pioneer djm2000; you only need 30 fingers to use it. and also 30 billion dollars.
http://www.pioneerdj.com/gear.aspx?product=DJM-2000&cp=4

my cat fully wants to be a dj-cat. i've told her that the world isn't ready for a dj cat but she won't give up, practices while im at work.